it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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