Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
