To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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