i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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