Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
