She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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