Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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