Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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