But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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