Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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