Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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