YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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