yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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