I just cut my nipple shaving
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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