I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i think my cat just said my name.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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