My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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