are you still at the devil's house?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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