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maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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