He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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