Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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