this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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