I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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