yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
