i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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