it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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