whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I could fuck to npr.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
