Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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