I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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