When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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