And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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