Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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