Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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