4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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