Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
now i know why i became what i already was.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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