At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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