Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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