Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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