Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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