24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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