Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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