I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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