Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I want to be your penis for a week.
Im part way to drunk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
