There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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