No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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