very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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