Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
