Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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