I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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