Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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