WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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