I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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