Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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