Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I stole a fireplace last night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone signed my nipple.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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