Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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