You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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